> Now is not a time for soundbites, for we have an > appointment with History to make.- Tony Blair My fans show > great restraint, considering what a sex god I've become My > fans show great restraint, considering what a sex god I've > become My fans show great restraint, considering what a > sex god I've become Ha ha ha ha , Stayin' alive, stayin > alive- Barry Gibb Hospital Food, helps the spoonful of > sugar come up- eels"Hospital Food We're no longer > schizophrenic We're no longer schizophrenic > We're no longer schizophrenic > We're no longer schizophrenic > Life is not a rehearsal > Art is either plagiarism or revelution > All farewells should be sudden > And now I must return to the forest to protect my treasure > from the evil gnomes Don't blame it on the sunshine. Don't > blame it on the moonlight. Don't blame it on the good > times. Blame it on the boogie Don't blame it on the > sunshine. Don't blame it on the moonlight. Don't blame it > on the good times. 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If you fall while walking, stand up again > If you must resort to violence then you have already lost > (Qui Chan Cain) Don't eat the yellow snow... in fact, stay > away from the yellow snow If youre going to beat up > someone, make it a sibling If a dolphin will jump out of > the water for fish. think what it'll dofor chips Ah Mr > Lemon, so sharp your juices Oh miss Papaya, so sweet your > segments The best bit of a lolly is the stick!the sticky, > sweet bit at the top, quite poisonous apparantly You can > tell a lot about a persons personality from what they're > like Bad boy, Dirty Boy, in you're bed! Bad boy, Dirty > Boy, in you're bed! Cheese warnings more of them please! > Hamburgers, beef does all the work, pork gets all the > credit I don't make up the rules do I? > He gotta big face > Sorted, respect due > Sorted, respect due > Sorted, respect due > if you get a letter and you don't know who its from, run > after the postman and shout "1471"! Isn't it annoying when > you are shopping with your nan and she's going "Shoot me! > Shoot me! I'm slowing you down!". >If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, >is it considered a hostage situation? If you're sending >someone styro foam, what do you pack it in? If its tourist >season, why can't we shoot them? Whose cruel idea was it >for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? How come >abbreviated is such a long word? What would a chair look >like if your knees bent the other way? Why is a carrot more >orange than an orange? Why are there 5 syllables in the >word "monosyllabic"? Why do scientists call it research >when looking for something new? Tell a man that there are >400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench >has wet paint and he has to touch it. If "con" is the >opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? >Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? What do >little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? I >went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the >self-help section?" She said that if she told me, it would >defeat the purpose. War doesn't determine who's right, just >who's left. i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me." >immerse your soul in love i'll be there, climbing up the >walls immerse your soul in love >immerse your soul in love >gucci little piggy >i was buying some feelings from a vending machine > Grandpa's happy watching video porn, with the closed > caption on well, hee hee hee > the jacket makes me straight so I can just sit back > Voices tell me I'm the Shit > i want some hospital food, in you blender and in my cup > I'm gonna fly on down for the, last stop to this town > the medication's wearing off, gonna hurt not a little, a > lot but youth is wasted on the young > silly, i know i'm silly > So take your time, I wonder if you're here just to use my > mind Slide Away burn away > If my skin looks tired and ol from living, I'll turn right > back and live it again Can I help you? Can I guide you? > See the water break my hand No one knows my name I'm not in demand > Hey my friend are we gonna make it till Monday? > I was a crease, In the shirt that this world wears > Loosen up who do you wanna be? > See you in the next one have a good time > 'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life > But I'm a million different people, from one day to the > next No, no, no, no, no, no, no > I let the melody shine, let it cleanze my mind, I feel > free now Escape loneliness Find a new address > Well, I'm a lucky man, With fire in my hands > Happiness, More or less, It's just a change in me something in my liberty > Into a light I pass, Another dream, another trance > Another velvet morning for me > Come on, Let the spirit inside you > Life is hard, and som am i > There's a world outside, And I know 'cause I've heard talk > Maybe sometime sooner or later, But I don't think I'm > ready yet Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves Gets us through all kinds of weather > It's a pretty big world god, And I am awful small > Waking up with an ugly face, Winston churchhill in drag > --------this space is up for rent 10UKP'll buy it--------- > WATCH THIS SPACE, no keep watching, hey i can see your > eyes veering away, come back you! >>I can't remember the last time I forgot anything. >>The car in front of the car behind is YOU! >>"Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to >>be able to sell it." "Avoid overuse of 'quotation >>"marks."'" "How are things?" >>"Just as they are." >>"I don't know what you mean by YOUR way, all the ways >>about here belong to ME" "If looks could kill it would've >>been us instead of him!" "Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM >>if you put four million volts through it!" "Mind your own >>business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed >>interference." "Oh! I thought that was a parrot!". "No, >>no... They turn that color." "That's user, u s r, and then >>there's a space ..." "There goes Bill!" "There's no such >>thing as gravity - the earth sucks." "There's nothing you >>can do that can't be done." John Lennon >>"To be, or not to be."--Hamlet >>"Do-bee-do-bee-do."--Sinatra "You mean I can send mail to >>myself?" "You mean you can't take less, it's very easy to >>take more than nothing." 'Has eighteen letters' does. >>'Home, Sweet Home' must surely have been written by a >>bachelor. 186,000 miles per second -- it's not just a good >>idea, it's the law! 90% of everything is crud. >>: is not an identifier >>A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone >>somewhere is having fun A Smith and Wesson beats four >>aces. A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee >>free. A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring. >>A big mac, french fries and a large coke! >>A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. >>A bureaucrat is a politician with tenure. >>A clash of doctrine is not a disaster - it is an >>opportunity. A closed mouth gathers no foot. >>A closed mouth gathers no foot. >>A closed mouth gathers no foot. >>A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too >>fat to run. A conservative is one who is too cowardly to >>fight and too fat to run. A conservative is one who is too >>cowardly to fight and too fat to run. A conservative is >>one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. A >>conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too >>fat to run. A conservative is one who is too cowardly to >>fight and too fat to run. A dead man cannot bite. A fair >>exterior is a silent recommendation. A fool and his honey >>are soon parted. A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of >>little minds. A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop >>without a fertsneet. A good memory does not equal pale >>ink. A good reputation is more valuable than money. >>A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn't >>lose her confidence. A half moon is better than no moon at >>all. A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never. >>A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold. >>A harp is a nude piano. >>A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. >>A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single >>step. A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction. >>A large dog will have a surprising effect on your life. >>A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too >>rich to be a communist A man who turns green has eschewed >>protein. A man with one watch knows what time it is--with >>two watches he is never sure. A man wrapped up in himself >>makes a very small package. A man, a plan, a canal. Suez! >>A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to >>protect the writer. A misguided platypus will lay its eggs >>in your shorts. A noble choice, but first ... >>A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the >>pants. A plucked goose does not lay golden eggs. >>A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a >>public indecency. A professor is one who talks in someone >>else's sleep. A project not worth doing at all is not >>worth doing well. A relationship is like a shark. It has >>to keep moving forward or it dies. A rolling stone gathers >>no moss. A shortcut is the longest path between two >>points. A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean >>desk. A snake lurks in the grass. >>A soft drink turneth away company. >>A stitch in time saves nine. >>A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother >>feels chilly. A theory is better than its explanation. >>A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. >>A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. >>A violent man will die a violent death. >>A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work. >>A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work. >>A vivid and creative mind characterizes you. >>A well-known friend is a treasure. >>A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys >>public opinion. A woman without a man is like a fish >>without a bicycle. A word to the wise is enough. >>A writer must not shift your point of view. >>About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to >>Harvard. About the only thing on a farm that has an easy >>time is the dog. Above all things, reverence yourself. >>Absence makes the heart grow fonder. >>Abstain from beans. >>Abstenence makes the heart grow fonder. >>Academy: A modern school where football is taught. >>Acorns Grow, Windows Break. >>Actors will happen in the best-regulated families. >>Adding manpower to a late software project only makes it >>later. Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's >>resemblance to ourselves. Adolescence is that period of >>time between puberty and adultery. Advancement in >>position. Advice is a dangerous gift; be cautious about >>giving and receiving it. After a number of decimal places, >>nobody gives a damn. Ahah! >>Alas, how love can trifle with itself! > Art is the lie that helps us understand the truth-Picasso >>All art is but imitation of nature. >>All art is quite useless. >>All great discoveries are made by accident. >>All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one >>time. All hope abandon, ye who enter here. >>All in all it's just another brick in the wall... >>All is well that ends well. >>All laws are basically false. >>All machines are amplifiers. >>All men know the utility of useful things, but not know >>the utility of futility All that glitters has a high >>refractive index. All the troubles you have will pass away >>very quickly. All trends towards Chaos. >>All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. >>Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration. >>Always cut the cards. >>Always do right. This will gratify some people and >>astonish the rest. Always draw your curves, then plot the >>data. Always pick on the correct idiom. >>Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone >>else. Always tell a woman she's beautiful, especially if >>she isn't. Always the dullness of the fool is the >>whetstone of the wits. Always try to exhort others to look >>upon you favorably. Ambition is a poor excuse for not >>having the good sense to be lazy. Ambition is the last >>refuge of the failure. America! the land of the Chrysler >>440 cubic inch engine! America's best buy for a nickel is >>a telephone call to the right man. Among the lucky, you >>are the chosen one. An artist should be fit for the best >>society and kept out of it. An atom blaster is a good >>weapon, but it can point both ways. An honest God is the >>noblest work of man. An honest tale speeds best being >>plainly told. An idea is not responsible for the people >>who believe in it. An idle mind is worth two in the bush. >>An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction. >>An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. >>Anchovies? You've got the wrong man! I spell my name >>DANGER! (click) And I alone am returned to wag the tail. >>And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. >>And here's another clue for you all: The walrus was Paul. >>And now for something completely different. >>And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, >>Connecticut. And they're off! >>And tomorrow will be like today, only more so. >>Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone. >>Antelope freeway--1/4 mile. >>Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an >>art. Any excuse will serve a tyrant. >>Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. >>Any shrine is better than self-worship. >>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable >>from magic. Any system that depends on reliability is >>unreliable. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a >>second entry. Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is >>calm. Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second >>entry. Anyone want a burger? It has cheese on both sides! >>Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long >>enough. Anything is possible, unless it's not. >>Appearances often are deceiving. >>Are we not men? >>Are you a turtle? >>Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and >>often convincing. As a computer, I find your faith in >>technology amusing. As goatherd learns his trade by goat, >>so writer learns his trade by wrote. As long as the answer >>is right, who cares if the question is wrong? As of next >>week, passwords will be entered in Morse code. As well >>look for a needle in a bottle of hay. Auribus teneo lupum. >>(I hold a wolf by the ears.) Autocracy is based on the >>theorem that one man is smarter than many. Avert >>misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance. Avoid GOTOs >>completely if you can keep the program readable. Avoid >>colloquial stuff. Avoid commas, that are not necessary. >>Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read. >>Avoid temporary variables. >>Avoid the Fortran arithmetic IF. >>Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky. >>Avoid unnecessary branches. >>BASIC is to computer programming as "qwerty" is to typing. >>Baby... -- The Late Elvis Presley. >>Badness comes in waves. >>Be alert, the world needs more lerts. >>Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds. >>Be braver. You cannot cross a chasm in two small jumps. >>Be careful what you wish, it might come true. >>Be careful what you wish for, you might get it. >>Be careful when a loop exits to the same place from side >>and bottom. Be careful! Is it classified? >>Be careful, the last person using this keyboard had a >>terminal disease. Be cautious in your daily affairs. >>Be cheerful while you are alive. >>Be happy with the real pleasures in life. >>Be kind to your inferiors, if you can find any. >>Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue. >>Be security conscious - National defense is at stake. >>Be seeing you. >>Be self-reliant and your success is assured. >>Be sure to treat your assumptions as though they are >>reality. Be valiant, but not too venturous. Let thy >>attire be comely, but not costly. Beam me up, Scotty! >>Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very >>breath of life. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes >>clear to the bone. Beauty seldom recommends one to >>another. Because the wine remembers. >>Bedfellows make strange politicians. >>Been Transferred Lately? >>Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you >>need more. Beggars should be no choosers. >>Begin well, end badly; begin badly, end worse. >>Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. >>Behind your back, your colleagues are talking about Jeckyl >>and Hyde. Being natural is simply a pose. >>Better late than never. >>Better living a beggar than buried an emperor. >>Better to send ten ambulances when they are not needed >>than one when it is. Better to use medicines at the outset >>than at the last moment. Between two evils, always pick >>the one you never tried before. Beware of Bigfoot! >>Beware of Geeks bearing grifts. >>Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie. >>Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose. >>Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. >>Beware of friends who are false and deceitful. >>Beware of geeks bearing graft. >>Beware of low flying butterflies. >>Beware of the man who knows the answer before he >>understands the question. Beware the legless man who >>teaches running. Beware the new TTY code! >>Beware the thirty-first of November. >>Big book, big bore. >>Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the >>same. Biggest security gap - an open mouth. >>Biz is better. >>Blackberries are red when they are green. >>Blah. >>Blessed are the meek, for they shall inhibit the earth. >>Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they >>shall be known as wheels. Bluegrass is not just a weed. >>Boycott Clockwork Peach. >>Brain fried -- Core dumped >>Buffalo is not just the name of an animal. >>Build a system even a fool can use, and only a fool will >>use it. Details 20 minutes from now on Action Central >>News, kids. Bureaucratic organization is like a septic >>tank: the big chunks rise to the top Business will be >>either better or worse. --Calvin Coolidge Bus error -- >>Core dumped But Captain--the engines can't take this much >>longer! But I don't like Spam! >>But you shall not escape my iambics. >>Buy low, sell high. >>Buy! Amdahl Stock to go up 100 points next week. >>By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. >>By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to >>be far apart. By protracting life, we do not deduct one >>jot from the duration of death. By the yard, life is hard. >>By the inch, it's a cinch. Bye Kids! >>CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh.. >>Californians are not without their faults. >>Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and >>money not scarce? Can anything be sadder than work left >>unfinished? Yes, work never begun. Can you read a punched >>card, looking at the holes? Can you whistle 300 baud? >>Can you whistle a telephone number? >>Can't open /usr/lib/fortunes. >>Cannot fork -- try again. >>Cannot open /usr/games/lib/fortunes. >>Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5. >>Carpe Diem. >>Celebrate Hannibal Day today. Take an elephant to lunch. >>Celibacy is hereditary. >>Center meeting at 4 pm in 2C-543. >>Change your thoughts and you change your world. >>Charity begins at home. >>Charity: a thing that begins at home and usually stays >>there. Charm is a way of getting a "yes" without having >>asked any clear question. Cheap things are of no value, >>valuable things are not cheap. Check again to make sure >>it's not loaded. Chicken Little was right. >>Children have more need of models than of critics. >>Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need >>chopsticks." Circumstances rule men; men do not rule >>circumstances. Classified material requires proper >>storage. Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you >>get. Coffee in England is just toasted milk. >>Cogli l'attimo >>Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. >>Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways. >>Competence always contains the seeds of incompetence. >>Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more >>unreliable. Con 'sta pioggia e con 'sto vento chi e' che >>bssa a 'sto convento? Concentrate on security. >>Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand >>the situation. Confucious say: "I have no time for monks >>resisting the carnival" Confusion is always increasing in >>society. Confusticate and bebother these dwarves! >>Congratulations! The pressure will stop soon. >>Congratulations! You are the one-millionth user to log >>into our system. Congratulations! You are the >>16,777,216th user to login to our system. Congratulations! >>You have now used up another 250 hours of CPU time. COKE >>IS IT! Consider your reputation. Try changing your name >>and moving to a new town. Continental Life. Why do you >>ask? Convention is the ruler of all. >>Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is >>the school of genius. Coastal access, next left. >>Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you >>are all thumbs. Counting in octal is just like counting in >>decimal if you don't use your thumbs Courage is grace >>under pressure. Courage is your greatest present need. >>Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!! >>Create the impression that you have already reached your >>level of incompetence. Create your own opportunity. >>Blackmail a senior executive. Creditors have much better >>memories than debtors. Criticism comes easier than >>craftsmanship. Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you >>remember to pay the debt? Culture is the habit of being >>pleased with the best and knowing why. Cure the disease >>and kill the patient. Curiosity killed the cat, but >>satisfaction brought her back. Cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext >>quiz. DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! >>Darth Vadar! Only you would be so bold. >>De-accession euphemisms. >>Death has been proven to be 99 per cent fatal in >>laboratory rats. Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow >>down'. >>Death: to stop sinning suddenly. >>Decisions terminate panic. >>Deflector shields just came on, Captain. >>Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. >>Democracy is based on the theorem that many men are >>smarter than one. Department meeting in 3 minutes. >>Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see >>his face. Diagnostics can best be understood in the >>context of the source code. Digital circuits are made from >>analog parts. Direct action produces direct reaction. >>Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW >>exists. Disease can be cured; fate is incurable. >>Disguise your feelings when you put your relatives on the >>plane for home. Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am >>dead. Disk crisis, please clean up! >>Do not be led astray onto the path of virtue. >>Do not be overly suspicious where it is not warranted. >>Do not believe everything you hear or anything you say. >>Do not believe in miracles--rely on them. >>Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of >>questionable uses. Do not count your chickens before they >>are hatched. Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will >>keep you awake until noon. Do not kiss an elephant on the >>lips today. Do not learn the tricks of the trade--learn >>the trade. Do not lend money to a fiend. >>Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them. >>Do not put statements in the negative form. >>Do not read this fortune under penalty of law. (Penal >>Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a)) Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree >>tonight. Do not speak about Time, until you have spoken to >>him. Do not take life too seriously; you will never get >>out of it alive. Do not tell big lies. Small ones can be >>just as effective. Do not underestimate the power of the >>Force. Do you have a job? >>Do you have lysdexia? >>Do you know Montana? >>Do you know what floccinaucinihilipilification means? >>Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I >>diet on cod. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? >>Does your computer talk to you? >>Doing gets it done. >>Domestic happiness and faithful friends. >>Don't I know you? >>Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted. >>Don't blame me! I was dancing Friday night! >>Don't comment bad code -- rewrite it. >>Don't compare floating point numbers solely for equality. >>Don't crush that dwarf; hand me the pliers. >>Don't despair -- your ideal lover is waiting for you >>around the corner. Don't diddle code to make it faster -- >>find a better algorithm. Don't eat yellow snow. >>Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back. >>Don't everyone thank me at once. >>Don't feed the bats tonight. >>Don't force it, use a bigger hammer. >>Don't gamble with security. >>Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out. >>Don't give up, I'm proud of who you are. >>Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while. >>Don't guess - check your security regulations. >>Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts. >>Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at >>you. Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature >>on your shoulder Don't make a big deal out of everything; >>just deal with everything. Don't marry for money; you can >>borrow it cheaper. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!! >>Don't patch bad code-- rewrite it. >>Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should >>get blunted. Don't quit now, we might just as well lock >>the door and throw away the key. Don't read everything you >>believe. Don't shoot the pianist. >>Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him. >>Don't stop at one bug. >>Don't sweat it, it's only ones and zeros. >>Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it >>alive. Don't use contractions in formal writing. >>Don't use no double negatives. >>Don't vote--it only encourages them! >>Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take >>something for it. Don't worry, if everything worked right >>you'd be out of a job. Double! >>Down with ignurance! >>Draw from your fine command of language and say nothing. >>Draw your salary before spending it. >>Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. >>Drive defensively, buy a tank. >>Drop that pickle! >>Duck who fly upside down have quack up. >>Duty is what one expects from others. >>Each of us bears his own Hell. >>Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem. >>Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for >>economists. Economy makes men independent. >>Education helps earning capacity. Ask any college >>professor. Education is the process of casting false >>pearls before real swine. Ekkie ekkie phatang zooboing! >>Elliptic paraboloids for sale. >>Eloquence is logic on fire. >>Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in >>May. Enough research will tend to support your theory. >>Enter your personal identification number. >>Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their >>neighbors. Errare umanum est. >>Eschew dialect, irregardless. >>Eschew obfuscation. >>Established technology tends to persist in spite of new >>technology. Eureka! >>Even God lends a hand to honest boldness. >>Even a cabbage may look at a king. >>Even a hawk is an eagle among crows. >>Even if you persuade me, you won't persuade me. >>Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat. >>Even moderation ought not to be practiced to excess. >>Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion. >>Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark. >>Ever help the person behind the counter with their >>terminal/computer? Ever shoot an elephant in your pajamas? >>Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. >>Every cloud engenders not a storm. >>Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own. >>Every man has his price. Every price has its man. >>Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great >>deal worse. Every purchase has its price. >>Every silver lining has a cloud around it. >>Every solution breeds new problems. >>Every why hath a wherefore. >>Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and >>fall in love! Everybody ought to have a friend. >>Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment. >>Everyone has a scheme that will not work. >>Everyone is born a king, and most people die in exile. >>Everyone is enthusiastic about your work. >>Everyone ought to have a maid. >>Everyone stopping by with unsought advice will see your >>mistake. Everything bows to success, even grammar. >>Everything goes wrong at once. >>Everything put together, falls apart, sooner or later. >>Everything should be transparent to the user. >>Everything takes longer than you think it will. >>Everything you know is wrong! >>Everything's coming up roses. >>Excreto ergo sum. >>Executive ability is prominent in your make-up. >>Exercise caution in your daily affairs. >>Expansion means complexity, and complexity decays. >>Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you. >>Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes. >>Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes >>instead of old ones. Experience varies directly with >>equipment ruined. Experiments should be reproducible. >>They should all fail in the same way. Express an opinion, >>but send advice by freight. External Security: >>Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly. >>Extreme good-naturedness borders on weakness of character. >>Avoid it. Facts do not cease to exist because they are >>ignored. Failure is more frequently from want of energy >>than want of capital. Fain would I climb, yet fear I to >>fall. Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes >>in at the door. Familiarity breeds attempt. >>Fancy gizmos don't work. >>Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet >>youth. Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the >>Millennium Falcon? Fasten your seat belt. >>Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be >>betrayed. Finagle's Law: The perversity of the universe >>tends toward a maximum. Firmness of delivery dates is >>inversely proportional to tightness of schedule. Flee at >>once, all is discovered. Follow the good side right to the >>fire, but not into it. For a good time, call (408) >>555-1212. For adult education nothing beats children. >>For best results, squeeze from the bottom of the tube. >>For courage mounteth with occasion. >>For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision. >>For fools rush in where angels fear to tread. >>For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of >>book they will like. For thee the wonder working earth >>puts forth sweet flowers. For your penance, say five Hail >>Marys and one loud BLAH! Force has no place where there is >>need of skill. Fort Wayne is not the headquarters of F >>troop. fortune: cannot open /lib/games/fortunes >>fortune: not found >>Frankly, my dear Charlotte, I don't give a damn. >>Free the Indianapolis 500. >>Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. War is peace. >>Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on >>them. Frisbee players are ultimate lovers. >>>From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance. >>>From uucp Mon Dec 3 21:05:46 1979 >>Fudd's First Law: "If you push something hard enough, it >>will fall over." Function reject. >>Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening. >>Fuzzy project goals avoid the embarrassment of estimating >>the costs. f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd. >>Garlic is to salad what insanity is to art. >>Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals. >>Genius is the talent of a man who is dead. >>Get out the Crisco. >>Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy, finds boy eyeing >>bikini on bathing girl. Give big space to the festive dog >>that shall sport in the roadway. Give him an evasive >>answer. Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to >>fish and I will eat forever. Give me all your lupins! >>Give me chastity and continence, but not just now. >>Give up. >>Give your child mental blocks for Christmas. >>Given my druthers, I'd druther not. >>Go away, kid. You bother me. >>Go away. >>Go soothingly in the grease mud, as there lurks the skid >>demon. Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, >>go!!! God does not play dice with the universe. >>God gives us our relatives; thank God we can choose our >>friends. God made the integers; all else is the work of >>Man. God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean. >>God must love the common man; He made so many of them. >>Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the >>universal amphitheater. Good fortune will find you, >>providing you gave directions. Good news from afar can >>bring you a welcome visitor. Good news. Ten weeks from >>Friday will be a good day. Greatness is a transitory >>experience. It is never consistent. Hackers of the world, >>unite! Hailing frequencies open, Captain. >>Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others. >>Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and >>confusion. Happy feast of the pig. >>Harp not on that string. >>Haste maketh waste. >>Have no friends not equal to yourself. >>Have you ever received a Fax or a photocopy of a floppy? >>Have you ever shown a novice the "any" key? ... Was it the >>power switch? Have you ever talked into an acoustic >>modem?... Did it answer? Have you locked your file >>cabinet? Have you seen Quasimodo? I had a hunch he was >>back. Having nothing, nothing can he lose. >>Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods. >>He does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural. >>He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired >>him. He hath eaten me out of house and home. >>He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. >>He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap. >>He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered. >>He that is giddy thinks the world turns round. >>He that would govern others, first should be the master of >>himself. He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like >>a cold. He walks as if balancing the family tree on his >>nose. He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue. >>He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole >>with both eyes. He who believes the past cannot be changed >>has not yet written his memoirs. He who cooks carrots and >>peas in same pot unsanitary. He who enters contest is >>optimistic as submarine with screen doors. He who falls in >>love with himself will have no rivals. He who foresees >>calamities suffers them twice over. He who has a shady >>past knows that nice guys finish $ast. He who has >>imagination without learning has wings but no feet. He who >>hates vices hates mankind. He who hesitates is sometimes >>saved. He who hoots with owls by night cannot soar with >>eagles by day. He who is good for making excuses is seldom >>good for anything else. He who knows others is wise. He >>who knows himself is enlightened. He who knows that enough >>is enough will always have enough. He who knows, does not >>speak. He who speaks, does not know. He who laughs last >>probably doesn't understand the joke. He who laughs, >>lasts. He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands. >>He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes. >>He who looks like his passport photo is not well enough to >>travel. He who reads many fortunes gets confused. >>He who slings mud loses ground. >>He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a >>grain of TNT. He's a wild man. Get out of here. >>He's dead, Jim. >>Hell's broken loose. >>Hello! I'm Bounder of Adventure! >>Help! I'm trapped inside an Amdahl 470! >>Help! I'm trapped inside an Amdahl 580! >>Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his >>drop of reason. Here's looking at you, kid. >>Hi, kids! Ed Barbera here! >>His heart was yours from the first moment that you met. >>His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a >>ruler. History books which contain no lies are extremely >>dull. History is bunk. >>History repeats itself; historians repeat each other. >>Honesty's the best policy. >>Honi soit la vache qui rit. >>Honk if you love obscene gestures. >>Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. >>Hope is a waking dream. >>Hors d'oeuvres--a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. >>Horse sense is the thing a horse has that keeps it from >>betting on people. Houdini escaping from New Jersey! >>How about a little fire, scarecrow? >>How apt the poor are to be proud. >>How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese? >>How can you work when the system's so crowded? >>How come we never talk anymore? >>How did a fool and his money get together in the first >>place? How do you keep a turkey in suspense? >>How high I am / How much I see / How far I reach / >>Depends on me How long a minute is depends on which side >>of the bathroom door you're on. How many weeks are there >>in a light year? How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to >>have a thankless serpent. How untasteful can you get? >>How was Thomas J. Watson buried? 9 edge down. >>How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers. >>How you look depends on where you go. >>Hyphenate between syllables and avoid un-necessary >>hyphens. I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and >>smarter than any administrator. I am a man--nothing human >>is alien to me. I am looking for an honest man. >>I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back >>to work. I am not a crook. >>I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and >>I love today. I belong to no organized party. I am a >>Democrat. I came to MIT to get an education for myself and >>a diploma for my mother. I can relate to that. >>I can't hear you. There's a banana republic in my ear. >>I can't reach the brakes on this piano! >>I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less. >>I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had >>no socks. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the >>lavatory. I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I >>despise. I do desire we may be better strangers. >>I don't get no respect. >>I don't understand you anymore. >>I dote on his very absence. >>I enjoy the time that we spend together. >>I fear explanations explanatory of things explained. >>I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of >>marble. I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist >>it. I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was >>capable of reasoning. I have never let my schooling >>interfere with my education. I have no time for monks >>resisting the carnival. I have often regretted my speech, >>never my silence. I hear what you're saying but I just >>don't care. I kew a girl, she was a macho man. >>I know on which side my bread is buttered. >>I like it better in the dark. >>I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it >>for hours. I love treason but hate a traitor. >>I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts. >>I never did it that way before. >>I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's >>... I saw what you did and I know who you are. >>I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookiee win. >>I think we're all Bozos on this bus. >>I think we're in trouble. >>I think, therefore I am paid. >>I think, therefore I am. I think. >>I will make you shorter by the head. >>I will never lie to you. >>I will not forget you. >>I wish they all could be California girls. >>I wish you humans would leave me alone. >>I wouldn't shoot him if I were you. It will just make him >>mad. I would sooner be notorious than unknown. >>I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. >>I'd love to, but I have to floss my cat. >>I'd love to, but I've dedicated my life to linguini. >>I'd love to, but I want to spend more time with my >>blender. I'd love to, but the President said he might drop >>in. I'd love to, but the man on television told me to stay >>tuned. I'd love to, but I've been scheduled for a karma >>transplant. I'd love to, but I'm staying home to work on >>my cottage cheese sculpture. I'd love to, but It's my >>parakeet's bowling night. I'd love to, but It wouldn't be >>fair to the other Beautiful People. I'd love to, but I'm >>building a pig from a kit. I'd love to, but I did my own >>thing and now I've got to undo it. I'd love to, but I'm >>enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. I'd love to, but >>there's a disturbance in the Force. I'd love to, but I'm >>doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. I'd love >>to, but I have to go to the post office to see if I'm >>still wanted. I'd love to, but I'm teaching my ferret to >>yodel. I'd love to, but I have to check the freshness >>dates on my dairy products. I'd love to, but I'm going >>through cherry cheesecake withdrawal. I'd love to, but I'm >>planning to go downtown to try on gloves. I'd love to, but >>my crayons all melted together. I'd love to, but I'm >>trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. I'd >>love to, but I'm in training to be a household pest. I'd >>love to, but I'm getting my overalls overhauled. I'd love >>to, but my patent is pending. I'd love to, but I'm >>attending the opening of my garage door. I'd love to, but >>I'm sandblasting my oven. I'd love to, but I'm worried >>about my vertical hold. I'd love to, but I'm going down to >>the bakery to watch the buns rise. I'd love to, but I'm >>being deported. I'd love to, but the grunion are running. >>I'd love to, but I'll be looking for a parking space. >>I'd love to, but my Millard Fillmore Fan Club meets then. >>I'd love to, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving. >>I'd love to, but I have to fluff my shower cap. >>I'd love to, but I'm converting my calendar watch from >>Julian to Gregorian. I'd love to, but I made an >>appointment with a cuticle specialist. I'd love to, but my >>plot to take over the world is thickening. I'd love to, >>but I have to fulfill my potential. I'd love to, but I >>don't want to leave my comfort zone. I'd love to, but it's >>too close to the turn of the century. I'd love to, but I >>have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. >>I'd love to, but my subconscious says no. >>I'd love to, but I'm giving nuisance lessons at a >>convenience store. I'd love to, but I left my body in my >>other clothes. I'd love to, but the last time I went, I >>never came back. I'd love to, but I've got a Friends of >>Rutabaga meeting. I'd love to, but I have to answer all of >>my "occupant" letters. I'd love to, but none of my socks >>match. I'd love to, but I have to be on the next train to >>Bermuda. I'd love to, but I'm having all my plants >>neutered. I'd love to, but people are blaming me for the >>Spanish-American War. I'd love to, but I changed the lock >>on my door and now I can't get out. I'd love to, but I'm >>attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer. I'd love >>to, but my yucca plant is feeling yucky. I'd love to, but >>I'm touring China with a wok band. I'd love to, but my >>chocolate-appreciation class meets that night. I'd love >>to, but I never go out on days that end in "Y". I'd love >>to, but my mother would never let me hear the end of it. >>I'd love to, but I'm too young for that stuff. >>I'd love to, but I have to >>wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair. I'd love >>to, but I have too much guilt. I'd love to, but there are >>important world issues that need worrying about. I'd love >>to, but I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. I'd >>love to, but I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with >>others. I'd love to, but I promised to help a friend fold >>road maps. I'd love to, but I feel a song coming on. I'd >>love to, but I'm trying to be less popular. I'd love to, >>but my bathroom tiles need grouting. I'd love to, but I >>have to bleach my hare. I'd love to, but I'm waiting to >>see if I'm already a winner. I'd love to, but I'm writing >>a love letter to Richard Simmons. I'd love to, but you >>know how we psychos are. I'd love to, but my favorite >>commercial is on TV. I'd love to, but I have to study for >>a blood test. I'd love to, but I'm going to be old >>someday. I'd love to, but I've been traded to Cincinnati. >>I'd love to, but I'm observing National Apathy Week. >>I'd love to, but I have to rotate my crops. >>I'd love to, but my uncle escaped again. >>I'd love to, but I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup. >>I'd love to, but I have to knit some dust bunnies for a >>charity bazaar. I'd love to, but I'm having my baby shoes >>bronzed. I'd love to, but I have to go to court for kitty >>littering. I'd love to, but I'm going to count the >>bristles in my toothbrush. I'd love to, but I have to thaw >>some karate chops for dinner. I'd love to, but having fun >>gives me prickly heat. I'd love to, but I have to jog my >>memory. I'd love to, but my palm reader advised against >>it. I'd love to, but my Dress For Obscurity class meets >>then. I'd love to, but I have to stay home and see if I >>snore. I'd love to, but I prefer to remain an enigma. >>I'd love to, but I think you want the OTHER Luke. >>I'd love to, but I have to sit up with a sick ant. >>I'd love to, but I'm trying to cut down. >>I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal >>lobotomy. I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me >>than a prefrontal lobotomy. I just picked up a book called >>"Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down. I'll burn my >>books. I'll never get off this planet. >>I'll tell ya, life aint easy for a boy named Sue! >>I'll turn over a new leaf. >>I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and >>take off my brain. I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. >>I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did. >>I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone >>is looking for me. I'm in love with Susy... >>I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore! >>I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My >>Refrigerator". I'm not lost, but I don't know where I am. >>I've been there. >>I've come for an argument! >>I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off >>myself. I've got a devil in me. >>I've got a very bad feeling about this. >>I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say. >>I've only got twelve cards. >>IOT trap -- core dumped >>Identify your visitor. >>Idleness is leisure gone to seed. >>Idleness is the holiday of fools. >>If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have >>given you bigger hands. If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall >>move Hell. If I have not seen so far it is because I stood >>in giant's footsteps. If I've told you once, I've told you >>a thousand times, resist hyperbole. If a string has one >>end, it has another. If a string has one end, it has an >>other. If a tool is put away when you're sure it won't be >>needed again, it will. Soon. If an experiment works, you >>must be using the wrong equipment. If any word is improper >>at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is. If anything >>can go wrong, it will. If at first you don't succeed, give >>up. No use being a damn fool. If at first you don't >>succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success. If at first >>you don't succeed, you're doing about average. If >>everything seems to be going well, you have obviously >>overlooked something. If happiness is in your destiny, you >>need not be in a hurry. If in doubt, make it sound >>convincing. If it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. If it >>happens, it must be possible. If it isn't broken, don't >>fix it. If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed >>replacement anyway. If it looks easy, it's tough. If it >>looks tough, it's damn well impossible. If it pours before >>seven, it has rained by eleven. If it wasn't so cool out >>today, it would be warmer. If it wasn't so warm out today, >>it would be cooler. If it works, don't fix it. >>If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. >>If more than one person is responsible for a bug, no one >>is at fault. If no one uses it, there's a reason. >>If not controlled, work flows to the competent person >>until he is submerged. If some people didn't tell you, >>you'd never know they'd been away on vacation. If the >>facts do not conform to your theory, they must be disposed >>of. If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then what's the >>opposite of "progress"? If there is no wind, row. >>If things appear to be going well, you have overlooked >>something. If this is time-sharing, give me my share right >>now. It's not time yet. If this were subjunctive, I'm in >>the wrong mood. If time heals all wounds, why does the >>belly button stay the same? If you always postpone >>pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play! If >>you ask how much it is, you can't afford it. If you >>continually give you will continually have. If you didn't >>get caught, did you really do it? If you do not change >>your direction, you may end where you are headed. If you >>don't care where you are, then you ain't lost. If you fool >>around with something long enough, it will eventually >>break. If you get angry at a newspaper columnist, he'll >>get rich or famous or both. If you have nothing to say, >>please only say it once! If you keep anything long enough, >>you can throw it away. If you look just close enough, you >>can see anything you want. If you make a mistake, you >>right it immediately to the best of your ability. If you >>put it off long enough, it might go away. If you refuse to >>accept anything but the best you very often get it. If you >>stay up all night wondering where the sun is, it will dawn >>on you. If you suspect a man, don't employ him. If you >>think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in >>first. If you think this fortune is confusing, then change >>one pig. If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you >>see what happens today. If you treat people right they >>will treat you right; 90 per cent of the time. If you try >>to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it. If >>you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law. >>If you wish to succeed, consult three old people. If you >>would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a >>friend. If you're feeling good, don't worry; you'll get >>over it. If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss. >>If your bread is stale, make toast. >>Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody >>finds it out. Ignore previous fortune. >>Imagination is more important than knowledge. >>In a crisis, you will choose the worst possible course of >>action. In a hierarchical organization, the higher the >>level, the greater confusion. In a hierarchy, every >>employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. In >>any human endeavor, work seeks the lowest hierarchical >>level. In charity there is no excess. In marriage, as in >>war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. >>In most instances, all an argument proves is that two >>people are present. In my end is my beginning. >>In order to be, never try to seem. >>In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator. >>In this fortune, the concluding three words 'were left >>out'. In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it. >>Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence. >>Information is the inverse of entropy. >>Insert your card magnetic stripe down. >>Ingres is not a necessary precursor to Egress. >>Inside every large problem, there is a small problem >>trying to get out. Institute: An archaic school where >>football in not taught. Integrity has no need for rules. >>Internal consistency is valued more than efficient >>service. Is it a game of chance? Not the way I play it. >>Is knowledge knowable, and how do we know? >>Is this a machine? I don't talk to machines! [Click] >>Is this really happening? >>It could be worse--it might be raining. >>It is Fortune, not Wisdom, that rules man's life. >>It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize. >>It is a wise father that knows his own child. >>It is always the partner's fault. >>It is annoying to be honest to no purpose. >>It is bad luck to be superstitious. >>It is better to be deceived by a friend, than to suspect >>him. It is better to die on your feet than to live on your >>knees. It is better to have loved and lost -- much better. >>It is better to have loved and lost than just to have >>lost. It is better to have men ask why you have no statue, >>than why you have one. It is better to kiss an avocado >>than to get in a fight with an aardvark. It is better to >>wear out than to rust out. It is difficult to prophesy, >>especially about the future. It is difficult to soar with >>eagles when you work with turkeys. It is easier to fight >>for one's principles than to live up to them. It is easier >>to get forgiveness than permission. It is easier to resist >>at the beginning than at the end. It is easier to run down >>a hill than up one. It is hard to get ivory in Africa, but >>in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. It is impossible to enjoy >>idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do It >>is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are >>so ingenious. It is incumbent on us to avoid archaisms. It >>is later than you think. It is morally wrong to allow a >>sucker to keep his money. It is much easier to suggest >>solutions when you know nothing about the problem. It is >>much harder to find a job than to keep one. It is not >>every question that deserves an answer. It is now pitch >>dark. If you proceed, you will likely fall into a pit. It >>is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. It >>is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion. It is the >>wise bird that builds its nest in a tree. It is when I >>struggle to be brief that I become obscure. It is your >>concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire. It just goes >>to show you, its always something. It now costs more to >>amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. It >>pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation >>for subtlety. It seems like the less a statesman amounts >>to, the more he loves the flag. It seems to make an auto >>driver mad if he misses you. It takes both a weapon, and >>two people, to commit a murder. It was a book to kill time >>for those who liked it better dead. It won't work. It >>works better if you plug it in. Italians do it better! >>It'll be just like Beggars Canyon back home. >>It's a poor workman who blames his tools. >>It's all in the mind, ya know. >>It's better to burn out than to fade away. >>It's clever, but is it art? >>It's funny. You come some place new and everything looks >>the same. It's later than you think. >>It's not easy having a good time; even smiling makes my >>face ache. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. >>It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive >>things. It's running like a scalded dog! >>It's six o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your >>terminal to explode. It's smart to pick your friends - but >>not to pieces. It's smart to pick your friends - but not >>your nose. It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often >>cheaper to be forgotten. Jack the Ripper excused himself >>on the grounds that it was human nature. Sorry, computer >>foul-up! Jimmy Hoffa--please call home. >>Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while >>you're at it. Just give Alice some pencils and she will >>stay busy for hours. Just to have it is enough. >>Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans. >>Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis. >>Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o'Sunday. >>Kiss your keyboard goodbye! >>Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. >>Kix are for trids. >>Klaatu barada nikto. >>Knowledge is good. >>Knowledge is power. >>Knowledge without common sense is folly. >>LISP: To call a spade a thpade. >>LOGIN PROCEEDING. LOGIN PROCEEDING. >>Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; seek >>viable alternatives. Laugh when you can; cry when you >>must. Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't >>help either. Law stands mute in the midst of arms. >>Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old >>gray trunk. Lead on, MacDuff! >>Learn to pause--or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you. >>Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the >>fountainheads. Learning without thought is labor lost; >>thought without learning is perilous. Leave no stone >>unturned. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad >>to worse. Lemon curry ?!? >>Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you. >>Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. >>Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by >>Tuesday. Let me see what happen when you roll your face on >>the keyboard. Let me take you a buttonhole lower. >>Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. >>Let the machine do the dirty work. >>Let's do the Time Warp again! >>Let's go get a pizza! >>Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever >>see each other again. Liar: One who tells an unpleasant >>truth. Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been >>finessed. Life is far too important a thing ever to talk >>seriously about. Life is like an onion--you peel off layer >>after layer, and find nothing in it. Life is one long >>struggle in the dark. Life is that brief interlude between >>nothingness and eternity. Life is to you a dashing and >>bold adventure. Life is what happens when you're busy >>making other plans. Like winter snow on summer lawn, time >>past is time gone. Live in the past and future only. >>Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do >>so. Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells >>AWFUL. Lonely is a man without love. >>Long computations which yield zero are probably all for >>naught. Long life is in store for you. >>Look afar and see the end from the beginning. >>Look after the molehills and the mountains will take care >>of themselves. Look ere ye leap. >>Look under the sofa cushion; you will be surprised at what >>you find. Look, Muth tracks! >>Look, sir! 'droids! >>Lord, what fools these mortals be! >>Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying >>"BOOGA, BOOGA!" Love and scandal are the best sweeteners >>of tea. Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to >>love. Love is in the offing, said the homicidal maniac. >>Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who >>adores you. Love is sentimental measles. >>Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach. >>Love thy neighbor. Tune thy piano. >>MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING >>Machines should work; people should think. >>Make a wish, it might come true. >>Make input easy to proofread >>Make it right before you make it faster. >>Make sure all variables are initialized before use. >>Make sure comments and code agree. >>Make sure your code "does nothing" gracefully. >>Make three consecutive correct guesses and you will be >>considered an expert. Man and wife make one fool. >>Man is by nature a political animal. >>Man who bites bread or eats peas with knife is lost >>creature. Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to >>feel overwrought. Man who falls in vat of molten optical >>glass makes spectacle of self. Man will never fly. Space >>travel is merely a dream. All aspirin is alike. Man's >>horizons are bounded by his vision. Many a family tree >>needs trimming. Many a yo-yo think he have the world on a >>string. Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get >>to do the choosing. Many are called, few volunteer. >>Many are cold, but few are frozen. >>Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long. >>Many hands make light work. >>Many pages make a crowded castle. >>Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket bibles on >>very thin paper. Many pages make a thick book. >>Many people are unenthusiastic about their work. >>Many people are unenthusiastic about your work. >>Many receive advice, few profit by it. >>Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. >>Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth. >>Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to >>them. Massachusetts has the best politicians money can >>buy. Mathematicians practice absolute freedom. >>Mathematics is the language God used to write the >>universe. Matrimony is the root of all evil. >>Max, as a unary function, isn't very interesting. >>May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. >>May you live in uninteresting times. >>Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of >>Theology. Meditation is not what you think. >>Memory should be the starting point of the present. >>Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science. >>Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples. >>Men still remember the first kiss after women have >>forgotten the last. >>Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your >>half-breed interference. Misery loves company, but company >>does not reciprocate. Misery no longer loves company; >>nowadays it insists on it. Misfortune. >>Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure. >>Moderation in all things. >>Moderation in all things, and moderation is the first to >>go. Modern man is the missing link between apes and human >>beings. Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship. >>Money is the root of all evil, and everyone needs roots. >>Money is the root of all wealth. >>Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love. >>Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be >>unhappy in nice places. Money will say more in one moment >>than the most eloquent lover can in years. Moses supposes >>his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Most >>of us have been at work for several hours now. Multics is >>security spelled sideways. Mum's the word. >>Mumble. >>Murphy was an optimist. >>Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. >>Must I hold a candle to my shames? >>My Karma ran over my dogma. >>My brain hurts! >>My cup hath runneth'd over with love. >>My dog has no nose. >>My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you. >>My foolish parents taught me to read and write. >>Nanu nanu! >>National security is in your hands - guard it well. >>Nature abhors a vacuous experimenter. >>Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. >>Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. >>Necessity has no law. >>Necessity is the mother of invention. >>Neestiko arkoudi dhen horevee. >>Negative expectations yield negative results. >>Neither spread the germs of gossip nor encourage others to >>do so. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the >>difference. Never argue with anyone who buys ink by the >>gallon. Never ask a question unless the answer makes a >>difference. Never call a man a fool; borrow from him. >>Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. >>Never drink from your finger bowl--it contains only water. >>Never eat at a place called Mom's. >>Never eat in a place with sliding doors unless you're >>crazy about raw fish. Never give a gun to ducks. >>Never give an inch! >>Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river. >>Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what >>is right. Never play cards with a man called Doc. >>Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. >>Never promise more than you can perform. >>Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing >>entirely. Never replace a successful experiment. >>Never say anything more predictive than "Watch this!" >>Never say you know a man until you have divided an >>inheritance with him. Never sleep with anyone whose >>troubles are worse than your own. Never take a drink when >>you are feeling sorry for yourself. Never test for an >>error condition you don't know how to handle. Never throw >>a bird at a dragon. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It >>wastes your time and bothers the pig. Never underestimate >>a woman. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will >>do. Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit >>by a nuclear bomb. Never, ever use repetitive >>redundancies. New UNIX/TS manuals available in 2F-101. >>Next Wednesday you will be presented with a great >>opportunity. Nice guys get sick. >>Nihilism doesn't exist. >>No analysis is a complete failure - it can always serve as >>a bad example. No amount of genius can overcome a >>preoccupation with detail. No directory. >>No experiment is reproducible. >>No it isn't! >>No man is rich enough to buy back his past. >>No matter what occurs, someone believes it happened >>according to his pet theory No one becomes depraved in a >>moment. No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick >>goldfish. No one can put you down without your full >>cooperation. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! >>No one knows what he can do till he tries. >>No one regards what is before his feet; we all gaze at the >>stars. No one within an organization really knows what's >>going on. No poems can please nor live long that are >>written by water drinkers. No problem is insoluble in all >>conceivable circumstances. No problem is so formidable >>that you can't just walk away from it. No problem is so >>large it can't be fit in somewhere. No sentence fragments. >>No sooner said than done--so acts your man of worth. >>No writer's life understands that he's working when he's >>staring out the window Nobody can be as agreeable as an >>uninvited guest. Nobody ever ruined their eyesight by >>looking at the bright side of something. Nobody expects >>the Spanish Inquisition! Nostalgia ain't what it used to >>be. Not all who own a harp are harpers. >>Not now, Kato. >>Nothin' ain't worth nothin', but it's free. >>Nothing astonishes man so much as common sense and plain >>dealing. Nothing endures but change. >>Nothing ever goes away. >>Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be >>understood. Nothing is as easy as it looks. >>Nothing is but what is not. >>Nothing is ever a complete failure; it can always serve as >>a bad example. Nothing is finished until the paperwork is >>done. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have >>to do the work. Nothing is skinnier than nothing. >>Nothing is so firmly believed as which is least known. >>Nothing succeeds like excess. >>Nothing will ever happen to you. >>Now and then an innocent man is sent to the Legislature. >>Nudists are people who wear one-button suits. >> Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! [POP!] Oooooooh, a wise guy! >>Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most >>fatal. Of all the animals, the boy is the most >>unmanageable. >>Oh my! Another kludge! >>Oh this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is. >>Oh wearisome condition of humanity! Born under one law, >>to another bound. Oh what a tangled web we weave, when >>first we practice to deceive. Oh, Nicky, you're such a >>tool. Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax >>abatement. Old age is the harbor of all ills. >>Old men give good advice when they are no longer able to >>provide bad examples. Old programmers never die, they just >>become managers. Old programmers never die, they just hit >>account block limit. Old soldiers never die. Young ones >>do. On a clear disk you can seek forever. >>On the way to the corner, a dropped tool will land on your >>foot. Once a can of worms is opened, the only way to recan >>them is in a bigger can. Once a job is fouled up, anything >>done to improve it makes it worse. Once a word has been >>allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. Once harm has >>been done, even a fool understands it. One Bell System - >>it sometimes works. One Bell System - it works. >>One can always be kind to people about whom one cares >>nothing. One day you will find yourself and be quite >>disappointed. One family builds a wall, two families enjoy >>it. One funged curve is worth a thousand weasel words. >>One good turn deserves another. >>One good turn gets the whole blanket. >>One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true. >>One picture is worth a thousand words. See diagram below. >>One picture is worth more than ten thousand words. >>One will not have needed the future perfect in one's >>entire life. One of it's legs is both the same. >>One's real life is often the life that one does not lead. >>Only a fool has no doubts. >>Only fools are quoted. >>Only those with nothing to be sorry for smile back at the >>rear of an elephant. Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in >>the back, and instead of bleeding, he sings Optimist is >>person who thinks he can break up traffic jam by blowing >>horn. Oregonians don't tan, they rust. Other people's >>tools work only in other people's gardens. Our swords >>shall play the orators for us. Overload--core meltdown >>sequence initiated. Omak: >>P-K4. >>PLEASE LOG OFF!.... NOW ! ! ! >>PURGE COMPLETE. >>Palindrome isn't one. >>Panic: can't find rm -rf * >>Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to >>get you. Parsley is gharsley. >>Password: >>Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity. >>Patch griefs with proverbs. >>Patience is the best remedy for every trouble. >>Pause for storage relocation. >>Pay no attention to that man behind the curtains. >>Peanut butter. >>People humiliating a salami! >>People smart enough to give good advice are usually smart >>enough to give none. People who are grateful are usually >>good. People who can least afford to pay rent pay rent. >>People who can most afford to pay rent build equity. >>People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's >>cradle. People will buy anything that's one to a customer. >>People will remember you better if you always wear the >>same outfit. People with no faults are terrible; there is >>no way of taking advantage of them Perhaps it was because >>Nero played the fiddle that they burned Rome. Peters >>hungry, time to eat lunch. Phasors locked on target, >>Captain. Philadelphia just seems dull because it's next to >>exciting Camden, New Jersey. Philosophy: unintelligible >>answers to insoluble problems. Phone call for cbh. >>Pipe gives wise man time to think and fool something to >>stick in mouth. Plastic explosives will be appropriate >>later in the week. Please do not shoot the pianist. He is >>doing his best. Please go away. >>Please take cash. >>Please update your programs. >>Positive expectations yield negative results. >>Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. >>Power is poison. >>Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts >>absolutely. Practice yourself what you preach. >>Praise the sea; on shore remain. >>Preserve the old, but know the new. >>Pressure is the normal force acting upon an engineer. >>Prevent security leaks. >>Profanity is the one language all programmers know best. >>Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock >>instead of the sword. Pronounce your prepositions, damn >>it! Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. >>Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. >>Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. >>Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. >>Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. >>Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. >>Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. >>Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. >>Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. >>Proposals, as understood by the proposer, will be judged >>otherwise by others. Prosperity makes friends, adversity >>tries them. Prototype designs always work. >>Pssst. The root password is 'kumquat'. >>Public schools are the nurseries of all vice and >>immorality. Pull yourself together; things are not all >>that bad. Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off >>the T.V. screen. Put 'em in the trunk. >>Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust. >>Put people on hold when possible. >>Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth. >>Put your genius into your life. Put only your talent into >>your work. Put your trust in those who are worthy. >>Quack! >>Quando il gioco si fa duro, i duri cominciano a giocare. >>Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only >>one we've got. Quit looking at fortunes and get back to >>work! Quit work and play for once! >>RTFM >>Rainy days and Mondays always get me down. >>Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current >>popularity. Rank has its privileges. >>Read your Amdahl Business Practices. >>Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of >>one's own. Reading the small print is education; not >>reading it is experience. Reality is an obstacle to >>hallucination. Reality is for people who can't deal with >>drugs. Reality is just a crutch for people who can't >>handle drugs. Reality is just a crutch for people who >>can't handle science fiction. Reality--what a concept! >>Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it. >>Recent investments will yield a slight profit. >>Rehumanize yourself! >>Religions revolve madly around sexual questions. >>Remember the Alamo. >>Remember to say hello to your bank teller. >>Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU. >>Remember, Unix on some machines is nUxi. >>Remembering is for those who have forgotten. >>Replace repetitive expressions by calls to a common >>function. Reputation is what others are not thinking about >>you. Research is to see what everyone else has, and then >>think what no one else has. Reserve the apostrophe for >>it's proper use and omit it when its not needed. Resist >>everything but temptation. Rest assured that your dog is >>finally getting enough cheese. Retribution will be yours. >>Riches cover a multitude of woes. >>Rome was not built in one day. >>Rotten wood cannot be carved - Confucius (Analects, Book >>5, Ch. 9) Ruling a big country is like cooking a small >>fish. Run away! >>SEMPER UBI SUB UBI !!!! >>Safety is better than the wrong answer. >>Salary is no object: strive only to keep body and soul >>apart. Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone. >>Satire is what closes in New Haven. >>Save gas, don't eat beans. >>Save gas, don't use the shell. >>Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds! >>Say the secret woid and the duck is yours. >>Say the secret word and you win $100. >>Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality. >>Sculpture: mud pies that endure. >>Sears has everything. >>Second-rate people hire third-rate people. >>Security is the individual's responsibility. >>Security is your responsibility. >>Seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will >>come. Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow! >>Sell short. >>Set the cart before the horse. >>Sex causes cancer. We'd wipe out cancer in one generation >>if no one had sex. Sex discriminates against the shy and >>ugly. >>Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" >>is the answer. She may very well pass for forty-three in >>the dusk with a light behind her. She just, turns around >>and disappear. I kinda like that style. She loves you as >>much as she can, which is not very much. She sells cshs by >>the cshore. She who hesitates is won. >>Sheep are best! >>Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push >>down! Byte, byte, byte! Shine on, you crazy diamond! >>Short circuits got no reason to live. >>Show respect for age. Drink good scotch for a change. >>Show your affection, which will probably meet with >>pleasant response. Show your appreciation for your lover >>with a surprise small gift. Shower the people you love >>with your love. Shower with the people you love. >>Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art. >>Sign on bank: "FREE BOTTLE OF CHIVAS WITH EVERY >>MILLION-DOLLAR DEPOSIT." Sign up now for the summarizing >>Proust competition! Simple pleasures are the last refuge >>of the complex. Sin has many tools, but a lie is the >>handle which fits them all. Since aerosols are forbidden, >>the police are using roll-on Mace! Sir, it's very possible >>this asteroid is not stable. Slang is language that takes >>off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work Small >>change can often be found under seat cushions. Small >>things make base men proud. >>Smile! You're on Candid Camera. >>Smile, tomorrow will be worse. >>Smoke no peaches. >>Snow Day - stay home. >>Snow and adolescence are the only problems that go away if >>ignored long enough. So many men, so many opinions; every >>one his own way. So you're back. >>Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable >>well-being. Society is a mule, not a car; if pressed >>harder, it will kick and throw you off Some men are >>discovered; others are found out. Some people cause >>happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. Some >>people fall for everything and stand for nothing. Some >>rise by sin and some by virtue fall. Some things have to >>be believed to be seen. Somehow, somewhere along the line, >>this town lost its pride. Someone close to you is taking >>advantage of your trust. Someone is speaking well of you. >>Someone is speaking well of you. How unusual! >>Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow. >>Someone will try to honk your nose today. >>Something's rotten in the state of Denmark. >>Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances >>is bound to occur. Sorry, no fortune this time. >>Sorry. Nice try. >>Sorry. >>Spend enough time confirming the need and the need will >>disappear. >>Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain. >>Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish >>motion. Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of >>face also upside down. State Farm? Guard dogs? >>Statistics are no substitute for judgement. >>Statistics are used as a drunk uses lampposts--for >>support, not illumination. Stay away from flying saucers >>today. Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have >>snuck in the language. Stop searching forever. Happiness >>is just next to you. Stop searching forever. Happiness is >>unattainable. Strike while the iron is hot. >>Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud. >>Success is a journey, not a destination. >>Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring. >>Supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence. >>Support your local church. Worship at Bank of America. >>Surly grammarians insist that all words ending in "ly" are >>adverbs. Survival of the species is everyone's business. >>Swap read error. You lose your mind. >>Sweet April showers do spring May flowers. >>System checkpoint complete. >>System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk >>crashing. System maintenance about to begin. >>System restarting, wait. >>Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult. >>Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. >>Tact is the unsaid part of what you're thinking. >>Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take >>care of themselves. Take the bull by the hand and avoid >>mixed metaphors. Take what comfort there may be in owning >>a piece thereof. Talk sense to a fool and he calls you >>foolish. Talkers are no good doers. >>Tallulah Bankhead barged down the Nile last night as >>Cleopatra and sank. Tanstaafl. >>Taxpayers don't have to take a civil service exam to work >>for the government. Thank you for observing all safety >>precautions. That is a two part question ... >>That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all. >>That that is is not that that is not. >>That which is not good for the swarm, neither is it good >>for the bee. That's like fluffing the pillows on the >>Titanic That's what she said. >>The Boy Scouts have adult leadership. The Air Force >>doesn't. The Boy Scouts have adult leadership. The Navy >>doesn't. The Boy Scouts have adult leadership. The Army >>doesn't. The Boy Scouts have adult leadership. The Marines >>don't. The Boy Scouts have adult leadership. The Coast >>Guard doesn't. The Bozos are coming. >>The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi. >>The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble >>fruit tastes bad. The abuse of greatness is when it >>disjoins remorse from power. The adverb always follows the >>verb. The amount of work done varies inversely with the >>time spent in the office. The attacker must vanquish; the >>defender need only survive. The basis of optimism is sheer >>terror. The best prophet of the future is the past. >>The best way to keep your friends is not to give them >>away. The better part of valor is discretion. >>The bigger the theory, the better. >>The brain works from the moment of birth until you stand >>up to speak in public. The cart has no place where a fifth >>wheel could be used. The coast was clear. >>The days just before marriage are like a snappy >>introduction to a tedious book. The decision doesn't have >>to be logical, it was unanimous. The descent to Hades is >>the same from every place. The die is cast. >>The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little >>longer. The disks are getting full; purge a file today. >>The door is the key. >>The early worm gets the bird. >>The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much >>heavier. The end of labor is to gain leisure. >>The famous politician was trying to save both his faces. >>The fashion wears out more apparel than the man. >>The finest eloquence is that which gets things done. >>The first myth of management is that it exists. >>The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and >>sharpen my tongue. The following statement is not true: >>The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and >>high school counselors. The future is bright in affairs of >>the heart. The future is not what it used to be. (It never >>was.) The future lies ahead. >>The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't >>been asleep. The gentlemen looked one another over with >>microscopic carelessness. The greatest griefs are those we >>cause ourselves. The greatest of faults is to be conscious >>of none. The greatest remedy for anger is delay. >>The hand that kindles cannot quench the flame. >>The heart is wiser than the intellect. >>The honeymoon is that short period of doting between >>dating and debting. The human race has one really >>effective weapon, and that is laughter. The idle mind >>knows not what it is it wants. The important thing is not >>to stop questioning. The ink with which all history is >>written is merely fluid prejudice. The last person who >>said that, God rest his soul, lived to regret it. The last >>vestiges of the old Republic have been swept away. The >>life which is unexamined is not worth living. The light of >>a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon. The >>longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of >>the gate. The luck that is ordained for you will be >>coveted by others. The man who has never been flogged has >>never been taught. The man who makes no mistakes does not >>usually make anything. The man who raises a fist has run >>out of ideas. The man who runs may fight again. >>The meek shall inherit the earth. They are too weak to >>refuse. The minute a man is convinced that he is >>interesting, he isn't. The moon is made of green cheese. >>The more the merrier. >>The more things change, the more they'll never be the same >>again. The most harmful error has not yet been discovered >>in your program. The most hopelessly stupid man is he who >>is not aware that he is wise. The naked truth of it is, I >>have no shirt. The next six days are dangerous. >>The obvious answer is always overlooked. >>The only difference between a rut and a grave is their >>dimensions. The only rose without thorns is friendship. >>The only thing constant is change. >>The only thing funnier than how things don't work out, is >>how they do. The only thing worse than being talked about >>is not being talked about. The only thing wrong with doing >>nothing is that you never know when you're done The only >>way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy >>pavement. The only way to get rid of temptation is to >>yield to it. The other line moves faster. The pen is >>mightier than the pencil. The perfect guest is one who >>makes his host feel at home. The person you rejected >>yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes. The plural >>of spouse is spice. The price of greatness is >>responsibility. The program is absolutely right; therefore >>the computer must be wrong. The proof of the pudding is in >>the eating. The ripest fruit falls first. >>The road to Hades is easy to travel. >>The road to hell is paved with NAND gates. >>The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends. >>The show ain't over 'till the fat lady sings. >>The smallest worm will turn being trodden on. >>The smoker you drink, the player you get. >>The solution to a problem changes the nature of the >>problem. The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no >>tears. The star of riches is shining upon you. >>The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of >>instruction. The time is right to make new friends. >>The two great tragedies in life: not getting what one >>wants and getting it. The universe is all a spinoff of the >>Big Bang. The universe is laughing behind your back. >>The very remembrance of my former misfortune proves a new >>one to me. The way to love anything is to realize that it >>might be lost. The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. >>The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown >>shoes. The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a >>smiling wolf. The world is a stage, but the play is badly >>cast. The world is coming to an end... SAVE YOUR >>BUFFERS!!! The world isn't worse. It's just that the news >>coverage is so much better. The world wants to be >>deceived. The worst form of failure is the failure to try. >>The young wish to give their elders the full benefits of >>their inexperience. Then you must be Don Francisco's >>sister! There ain't no such thing as a free lunch. >>There are fortunes that mention the word 'umbrella' for no >>apparent reason. There are moments when art attains almost >>to the dignity of manual labor. There are more horses' >>asses in this world than there are horses. There are more >>old drunkards than old doctors. There are more ways into >>the woods than out. There are more ways of killing a cat >>than choking her with cream. There are no giant crabs in >>here, Frank. There are two instruments worse than a >>clarinet. Two clarinets. There is a bear following you >>around. There is a fly on your Dimension! >>There is always an easier way to do it. >>There is always one more bug. >>There is always someone worse off than yourself. >>There is always something new out of Africa. >>There is an easy answer to your problem that is neat, >>plausible, and wrong. There is an exception to all laws. >>There is an exception to every rule. >>There is an exception to every rule, except this one. >>There is danger in delaying, good fortune in acting. >>There is life after death: in Cleveland, people are still >>allowed to vote. There is much Obi-Wan did not tell you. >>There is never time to do it right, but always time to do >>it over. There is news. >>There is no "A" in "KERNEL"! >>There is no devil; it's God when he's drunk. >>There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out >>fear. There is no grief which time does not lessen and >>soften. There is no heavier burden than a great potential. >>There is no royal road to geometry. >>There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. >>There is no security on this earth. There is only >>opportunity. There is no such thing as a little garlic. >>There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety >>always goes with it. There is no time like the pleasant. >>There is no time like the present to postpone what you >>ought to be doing. There is nothing more silly than a >>silly laugh. There is nothing so easy that it becomes >>difficult when done with reluctance. There is only one way >>to kill capitalism--by taxes, taxes, and more taxes. There >>is very little future in being right when your boss is >>wrong. There isn't room enough in this dress for both of >>us. There will be big changes for you but you will be >>happy. There's an Italian in my room and he won't go away! >>There's at least one fool in every married couple. >>There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go. >>There's no room in the drug world for amateurs. >>There's small choice in rotten apples. >>There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me. >>They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen >>the scraps. They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed. >>Things are not always what they seem. >>Things past redress and now with me past care. >>Things will be brighter tonight. A cop will shine a light >>in your face. Things won't get any better, so get used to >>it. Things work better when plugged in. >>Think twice before speaking. But don't say "think think >>click click". Thinly sliced cabbage. >>This afternoon is favorable for romance. Try a single >>person for a change. This ain't no party! This ain't no >>disco! This ain't no foolin' around! This fortune every >>third, but it still comprehensible. This fortune >>intentionally left blank. This fortune is inoperative. >>Please try another. This fortune is owned and operated by >>Frobazz Magic Co., Ltd. This fortune will not come true. >>This portion of UTS II is a trade secret of Amdahl >>Corporation. This is a good day for overcoming obstacles. >>Try a steeplechase. This is a good time to punt work. >>dollars, and come alone. I'm serious! >>This is the day for firm decisions! Or is it? >>This login session: $13.99 >>This night methinks is but the daylight sick. >>This place has everything. >>This sentance has threee errors. >>This sentence contains ten words, eighteen syllables, and >>sixty-four letters. This sentence no verb. >>This system will self-destruct in five minutes. >>This unit ... must ... survive. >>This was the most unkindest cut of all. >>Those of you who think you know everything are annoying >>those of us who do. Those who can, do. Those who can't, >>simulate. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. >>Those who can't teach, hack. Those who can, do. Those who >>can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who >>can, do. Those who can't, write. Those who cannot >>remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Those who in >>quarrels interpose must often wipe a bloody nose. Those >>who talk don't know. Those who don't talk, know. Thou >>hast seen nothing yet. Thou shall not sleep within an >>interrupt handler. Time and tide wait for no man. >>Time as he grows old teaches all things. >>Time flies like arrow; fruit flies like banana. >>Time is nature's way of making sure everything doesn't >>happen at once. Time is the most valuable thing a man can >>spend. To add insult to injury. >>To be wise, the only thing you need to know is when to say >>"I don't know." To climb the ladder of success you must >>get through the crowd at the bottom. To do nothing is to >>be nothing. To do two things at once is to do neither. >>To err is human, to forgive is out of the question. >>To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl >>friends. To give happiness is to deserve happiness. >>To have died once is enough. >>To iterate is human, to recurse, divine. >>To keep your friends, treat them kindly; to kill them, >>treat them often. To laugh at men of sense is the >>privilege of fools. To light a candle is to cast a shadow. >>To love is good, love being difficult. >>To refuse praise is to seek praise twice. >>To save a single life is better than to build a seven >>story pagoda. To see a need and wait to be asked, is to >>already refuse. To study a subject best, understand it >>thoroughly before you start. To teach is to learn. >>To the landlord belong the doorknobs. >>To use violence is to already be defeated. >>Today is a bad day to give to charity. >>Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake. >>Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking official. >>Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage. >>Today is the first day of the rest of your life. >>Today is the last day of your life so far. >>Too clever is dumb. --Ogden Nash >>Toothache tends to start on Saturday night. >>Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, >>boy. Treat each new situation as though it's a crisis. >>Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy. >>Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural >>level. Troubles are like babies; they only grow by >>nursing. True happiness will be found only in true love. >>Truth is hard to find and harder to obscure. >>Truthful: Dumb and illiterate. >>Try `stty 0' -- it works much better. >>Try a new system or a different approach. >>Try later. >>Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today. >>Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy. >>Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you. >>Trying to establish voice contact--please yell into >>keyboard. Trying to get an education here is like trying >>to take a drink from a fire hose Tuck under thumb and hold >>firmly. Two heads are better than one. >>Two men look out through the same bars; one sees mud, and >>one the stars. Two rights don't make a wrong, they make an >>airplane. UFO's are real. The Air Force doesn't exist. >>Under every stone lurks a politician. >>Undetectable errors are infinite; detectable errors by >>definition are finite. Unix soit qui mal y pense. >>Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all. >>Unusual cheeses. >>Up your accumulator. >>Use GOTOs only to implement a fundamental structure. >>Use IF...ELSE IF...ELSE IF...ELSE... to implement >>multi-way branches. Use debugging compilers. >>Use free-form input where possible >>Use library functions. >>Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale across the beach. >>Verbs has to agree with their subjects. >>Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars. >>Vini, vidi, vici. >>Violence is the last recourse of the incompetent. >>Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota. >>Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells. >>Volcano - a mountain with hiccups. >>Vote Anarchist. >>Wagner's music is better than it sounds. >>Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time. >>Walk softly and carry a big stick. >>War is the last refuge of incompetent statesmen. >>War spares not the brave, but the cowardly. >>Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of >>the invoice. Was it a car or a cat I saw? >>Waste not fresh tears over old griefs. >>Waste not, get your budget cut next year. >>Watch out for off-by-one errors. >>Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that >>yellow snow! Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find >>yourself floating home. Watson! Come here! I need you! >>We all know that no one understands anything that isn't >>funny. We all live in a state of ambitious poverty. >>We are not a clone. >>We are not alone. >>We are the knights who say, "NIE!" >>We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something >>at once. We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's >>for sure. We don't really understand it, so we'll give it >>to the programmers. We have got to get organized! >>We learn from history that we do not learn anything from >>history. We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either >>way, the thought is staggering. We prefer to speak evil of >>ourselves rather than not speak of ourselves at all. We >>promise according to our hopes, and perform according to >>our fears. We secure our friends not by accepting favors >>but by doing them. We'll be back to Nick Danger after this >>message. We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to >>bear, Mr. Sulu. We're all bozos on this bus. We're all >>over it, like a cheap suit. Wedding is destiny, and >>hanging likewise. Welcome to The Machine. >>Welcome to the Future! It's just starting now ... >>Well begun is half done. >>Well I know where she come from but I don't know what's >>her name Well, pluck me naked as a scalded chicken! >>Whadda ya mean, "we"? >>Whadda ya want for nothin'? Rubber biscuit? >>Wharbat darbid yarbou sarbay? >>What a friend we have in cheeses. >>What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. >>What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes. >>What is Life? It's the cereal Mikey likes. >>What is food to one, it to others bitter poison. >>What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking >>somebody to do it. What is worth doing is worth doing for >>money. What is worth doing is worth overdoing. >>What orators lack in depth they make up in length. >>What sane person could live in this world and not be >>crazy? What sin has not been committed in the name of >>efficiency? What soon grows old? Gratitude. >>What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one >>basket. What this country needs is a dime that will buy a >>good five cent bagel. What this country needs is a good >>five cent microcomputer. What this country needs is a good >>five cent nickel. What we learn from history is that we do >>not learn from history. What you need is love potion #9. >>What's all this brouhaha? >>What's done to children, they will do to society. >>What's so funny? >>What's the difference between a duck? >>Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts. >>Whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be >>worse in Cleveland. Whatever you want to do, you have to >>do something else first. When God endowed human beings >>with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them. When I'm >>good, I'm very good; but when I'm bad, I'm better. When a >>hammer is the only tool, every problem looks like a nail. >>When all else fails, read the instructions. >>When inlaws are outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. >>When in doubt, follow your heart. >>When in doubt, lead trump. >>When in doubt, leave out the adjective. >>When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. >>When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, take all the >>defaults. When it rains, it pours. >>When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. >>When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will. >>When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the >>cliff. When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our >>prayers. When the plane you're on is late, the plane you >>need to transfer to is on time. When the sun shineth, make >>hay. When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind >>is heavy, yield to it. When things are going well, >>something will go wrong. When will you realize Vienna >>waits for you? When working a problem, it helps to know >>the answer. When you ain't got nothin', you got nothin' to >>lose. When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth >>shut. When you are used to never being alone, you may >>consider yourself Americanized. When you dig another out >>of trouble, you've got a place to bury your own. When you >>finally discover all of Life's answers, they'll change the >>questions. When you go out to buy, don't show your silver. >>When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys >>with erasers. When you mention something, if it's bad, it >>happens, if it's good, it goes away When you're in >>command, command. Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie >>down until the feeling passes. Whenever you set out to do >>something, something else must be done first. Where are >>we? Where the hell is /usr/hippo? >>Where the hell is Wall Drug? >>Where the hell is Omak? >>Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask >>"Why?". Where there's a whip there's a way. >>Where's the beef? >>Which is not a complete sentence, but merely a subordinate >>clause. While there's life, there's hope. >>Who are you? >>Who cares anyway? >>Who does not trust enough will not be trusted. >>Who reformatted the root disk? >>Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing. >>Who is John Galt? >>Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible >>things about me? Who needs companionship when you can sit >>alone in your room and drink? Who to himself is law no law >>doth need, offends no law, and is a king indeed. Who was >>Bruce Clarke? Who was Dan Walsh? >>Who was Dave Cardinal? >>Who was Evan Adams? >>Who was Frank Suchomel? >>Who was Jim Voll? >>Who was Karl Danz? >>Who was Lorrie Duval? >>Who was Mark Linton? >>Who was Steve Saperstein? >>Who was Tom Lyon? >>Whoops, I formatted the root disk. >>Whoops, stepped on a frog. >>Who's scruffy looking? >>Why are there no black M&M's? >>Why are there no blue M&M's? >>Why are there no fuchisa M&M's? >>Why are there no grey M&M's? >>Why are there no lavender M&M's? >>Why are there no mauve M&M's? >>Why are there no pink M&M's? >>Why are there no polka dot M&M's? >>Why are there no purple M&M's? >>Why are there no red M&M's? >>Why are there no tan M&M's? >>Why are there no white M&M's? >>Why do we study poverty instead of wealth? >>Why do you have so much quickness of movement if not to >>avoid responsibility? Why do you think they call it >>"find"? Why does love got to be so sad? >>Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? >>Will had a fortune the other day, but he forgot it. >>Wisdom is knowing what to do next. >>Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know. >>Wise man see more from bottom of well than fool from >>mountain top. Wise man see more from mountain top than >>fool from bottom of well. Wishing without work is like >>fishing without bait. Wit has truth in it. Wisecracking >>is simply calisthenics with words. With clothes the new >>are best, with friends the old are best. Without fools >>there would be no wisdom. Without tools there would be no >>wisdom. Words are the voice of the heart. >>Words have a longer life than deeds. >>Words must be weighed, not counted. >>Work expands to fill the time available for its >>completion. Work off excess energy. Steal something >>heavy. Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see. >>Would it help if I got out and pushed? >>Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? >>Wow! I could've had a V/8! >>Write all adverbial forms correct. >>Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided. >>Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net >>down. Yeast is yeast and nest is nest and never the mane >>shall tweet. >>Yesterday is a memory. Tomorrow is a vision. Today >>is a bitch. Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way >>again. You always find something in the last place you >>look, unless it's not there. You are a bundle of energy >>always on the go. You are a singer who has to take any >>note above A with your eyebrows. You are a very redundant >>person; that's what kind of person you are, redundant. You >>are always busy. You are an insult to my intelligence! I >>demand that you log off immediately. You are being paged. >>You are being swapped. >>You are being watched. Cut out the hanky-panky for >>a few days. You are capable of planning your future. >>You are confident of things you know nothing about. >>You are confused; but this is your normal state. >>You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances. >>You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a >>friend. You are fair-minded, just and loving. >>You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a >>faithful friend. You are fast approaching your level of >>incompetence. You are going to have a new love affair. >>You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all >>different. You are in a maze of twisty little passages, >>all alike. You are in a maze of twisty little programs, >>all alike. You are in a twisting maze of little passages, >>all different. You are lustworthy. >>You are magnetic in your bearing. >>You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. >>You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent >>of trickery. You are so narrowminded you can see through a >>keyhole with two eyes. You are standing on my toes. >>You are taking advantage of the good nature of a friend. >>Be careful. You are taking yourself too seriously. >>You are too narrowminded if you can see through a keyhole >>with both eyes. You are tricky, but never to the point of >>dishonesty. You are truly a rhinestone in the rough. >>You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny. >>You are unscrupulously dishonest, false, and deceitful. >>You attempt things that you do not even plan because of >>your extreme stupidity. You auto buy now. >>You can be replaced by this computer. >>You can be replaced by a machine that flushes. >>You can cage a swallow, can't you, but you can't swallow a >>cage, can you? You can lead a horticulture, but you cannot >>make her think. You can never trust a woman; she may be >>true to you. You can't antagonize and influence at the >>same time. You can't change the laws of physics, Captain; >>I've got to have thirty minutes. You can't cheat the phone >>company. You can't even cut the cheese. >>You can't fool me--there ain't no sanity clause. >>You can't get there from here. >>You can't get to Heaven on roller skates. >>You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME. >>You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly--only sooner than she >>thought you would. You can't win, you can't break even, >>and you can't get out of the game. You cannot determine >>beforehand which side of the bread to butter. You cannot >>kill time without injuring eternity. You cannot propel >>yourself forward by patting yourself on the back. You >>cannot see farther than others by standing on the feet of >>giants. You cannot see the wood for the trees. You cannot >>succeed by criticizing others. You cannot use your friends >>and have them too. You dialed 5483. >>You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy. >>You do not have mail. >>You do well in speculation where land or anything to do >>with earth is involved. You don't give a damn about >>apathy. You don't know what you want, and are willing to >>go through hell to get it. You don't move to Edina, you >>achieve Edina. You don't need a weatherman to know which >>way the wind blows. You don't usually see that kind of >>behavior in a major appliance. You dream of things that >>aren't and ask "why not?". You enjoy the company of other >>people. You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you >>did when you used to. You fill a much-needed gap. >>You get the most of what you need the least. >>You get what you pay for. >>You hate mail. >>You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music. >>You have a deep interest in all that is artistic. >>You have a frog in your pocket? >>You have a massage. (From the Swedish prime minister.) >>You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex. >>You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex. >>You have a strong desire for a home and your family >>interests come first. You have a tendency to feel you are >>superior to most computers. You have a truly strong >>individuality. You have a will that can be influenced by >>all with whom you come in contact. You have an ability to >>sense and know higher truth. You have an ambitious nature >>and may make a name for yourself. You have an important >>role as a negative example. You have an unusual equipment >>for success. Be sure to use it properly. You have been >>selected for a secret mission. You have fallen so far >>behind, there is no reason to log in. You have had a >>long-term stimulation relative to business. You have hate >>mail. You have junk mail. >>You have literary talent that you should take pains to >>develop. You have mail. >>You have many friends and very few living enemies. >>You have no real enemies. >>You have only a very small head and must live within it. >>You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You will >>learn a lot today. You have the power to influence all >>with whom you come in contact. You haven't a single >>redeeming vice. You humans are all alike. >>You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to >>use it. You know the price of everything and the value of >>nothing. You like to form new friendships and make new >>acquaintances. You look marvelous. >>You look tired >>You love peace. >>You love your home and want it to be beautiful. >>You may already be a wiener! >>You may be a lover but you aint no dancer! >>You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large >>automobile. You may now log in to life. Password: >>You mean I can put stuff past column 72? WOW! UNIX is >>great! You might have mail. >>You need not worry about your future. >>You never find an article until you replace it. >>You never have mail. >>You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems. >>You now have Asian Flu. >>You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat. >>You plan things that you do not even attempt because of >>your extreme caution. You prefer the company of the >>opposite sex, but are well liked by your own. You recoil >>from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite. >>You say that now, but try chewing a child the next time >>you're car sick. You shall be rewarded for a dastardly >>deed. You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I >>think. You should go home. >>You should use contraceptives at every conceivable >>occasion. You tread upon my patience >>You want a fortune? I'll give you a fortune. "Blech!" >>You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a >>four-year-old. You will be awarded the Nobel Peace >>Prize--posthumously. 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You will not be elected to public office this month >>You will outgrow your usefulness. >>You will pass away very quickly. >>You will pioneer the first Martian colony. >>You will remember something that you should not have >>forgotten. You will soon forget this. >>You will spend the rest of your life in the future. >>You will step on the night soil of many countries. >>You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon. >>You will wish you hadn't. >>You would if you could but you can't so you won't. >>You'll be sorry. >>You're all over it, like a cheap suit. >>Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young >>men are fools. Your analyst has you confused with another >>patient. Your analyst has you confused with another >>patient. Your analyst has you confused with another >>patient. Your analyst has you confused with another >>patient. Your analyst has you confused with another >>patient. Your analyst has you confused with another >>patient. 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Your enemies are closing in. >>Your enemies are closing in. >>Your enemies are closing in. >>Your enemies are closing in. >>Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your ignorance cramps my conversation. >>Your kindness and generosity cause envy in a powerful >>person nearby. Your logic was impeccable, captain. We are >>in grave danger. Your mind understands what you have been >>taught; your heart, what is true. Your mode of life will >>be changed for the better because of good news soon. Your >>mode of life will be changed for the better because of new >>developments. Your mode of life will be changed to 0644. >>Your mode of life will be changed to ASCII. >>Your mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC. >>Your most useful program will be continually improved >>until it is useless. Your mother was a hamster, and your >>father smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, >>and your father smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a >>hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Your >>mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of >>elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, and your father >>smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, and your >>father smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, >>and your father smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a >>hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Your >>mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of >>elderberries! Your nature demands love and your happiness >>depends on it. Your mother was a hamster, and your father >>smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, and your >>father smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, >>and your father smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a >>hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Your >>mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of >>elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, and your father >>smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, and your >>father smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, >>and your father smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a >>hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Your >>mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of >>elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, and your father >>smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, and your >>father smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, >>and your father smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a >>hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Your >>mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of >>elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, and your father >>smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, and your >>father smelt of elderberries! Your mother was a hamster, >>and your father smelt of elderberries! Your own qualities >>will help prevent your advancement in the world. Your >>present plans will be successful. Your reasoning powers >>are good, and you are a fairly good planner. Your resume >>will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue. Your resume >>will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue. Your resume >>will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue. Your resume >>will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue. Your resume >>will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue. Your resume >>will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue. Your resume >>will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue. Your resume >>will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue. Your resume >>will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue. Your salary >>will be increased. Your society will be sought by people >>of taste and refinement. Your step will soil many >>countries. Your talents will be recognized and suitably >>rewarded. Your temporary financial embarrassment will be >>relieved in a surprising manner. Your work is very poor, >>but at least it's slow. Youth is not a time of life, it's >>a state of mind. Acorns grow, Windows Break >>Will you marry me and then abuse me taking away all my >>money in a "messy divorce"?