•Who is your role model?
I don't have one.

•Can you tell us who Lisa Berlini is?
She is a character in an episode of "The Wonder Years" who helped inspire the song "Lisa."

•Do you think it's at all strange that I have a pet chicken named Candida? {Note: Soon after Mr. Robinson joked about having eaten Candida, she dropped dead for unknown reasons.}
I just think its strange that you have a pet chicken.

•Have you ever thought about going to "fly.to/phantomplanet" and voting for yourself as favorite Pp member? {Note: This site address no longer works, nor does said votecaster.}
No...um...er...no!

•Do you have a gag answering machine message?
No. I did a few years ago.

•Boxers or briefs?
The first